unclefather:

how to kiss a boy

  1. grab his waist
  2. slip your hand in his pocket
  3. steal his wallet
  4. dont even kiss him
  5. just run

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fawnbaby:

Tell me I’m cute or something so I can like roll my eyes at you but then blush when I think about it later

(Source: 949520, via xoconochco)